Arrogance is epic fail.

So what do I mean by that. Well simply that I am a arrogant twat and that I did EPIC FAIL…..TWICE. Well I doubt that most people I know would describe me as arrogant, in fact I think most folks would considered me quite humble. My gaming friends tough not so much. When it comes to wargaming I am really a arrogant bastard, I consider myself one of the best warhammer players, one of the best 40k players and certainly one of the best warmachine players at my lgs¹. And I think I have a two reasons to do so. One being confidant of yourself certainly helps you play whit more balls than when you are doubtful of your own actions. Two I do seem (in my mind) to win a lot of games.

Ok so warhammer is it fair to be arrogant? Lets see I did win 5 out of 6 games in the recent campaign, but I did not perform all that well within the campaign rules. Out of those 5 only twice did I fulfill my campaign objectives so nope not very well done. Also the last tournament I played I placed LAST. Talk about epic fail (ok to be fair I did go whit one crapy army to begin whit but he no excuses)

40K then? Hmm well properly ok to be a bit arrogant here. After all id did place top ten in the DUTCH GT 3 years in row (and top twenty twice as well). But then again I did only win one game during the last battle of the clubs. And that one did not count for the team score (EPIC FAIL).

Ok war machine. Well ok here I can be arrogant. I have won 24 games in a row (woot) Not that I tent t o keep track of that but after winning 5 times in a row in the ladder campaign (and winning the 2 games before that ) I decided to try and see how long I would last. 24 games it turns out . But than we came to the point that is the reason to type this whole blog. I lost, and not only did I lose I lost because I am a stupid cunt and made a lot of mistakes. And the worst part is I lost to Ben ( sorry Ben) I don't exactly hate the guy, but he kind of gets on my nerves. That's properly because like me his control over his emotions is a little limited. So when he hits whit a attack, he goes on a annoyance spree telling me how awesome that was. When he loses he mopes about for 10 minutes. That kind of thing gets on my nerves². Sadly he's one of the few people who plays war machine against me¹. Getting my war caster shot while I just shut was bad enough. But finding out that I fucked up my own turn by activating my models in the wrong order was even worse. Realizing later I did lose because I was not really paying the game much attention, cause I tough I would easily win. Now that really hurt not only did Ben whoop my ass I helped him do it.

So time for revenge, vengeance, justice, retribution… time for a rematch. And he whooped my ass in turn two because if left my warcaster in the open to be charged by a magehunter assassin.EPIC FAIL⁴.

So time for me to shape up get my brains back , come up whit a master plan and stomp his army flat . I'll get you next time Ben …… next time⁵

 

¹: And well some pll at the lgs are realy good …. Sadly better than me tough.

²: Come on Ben lighten up

³: The lesson here kids is, if you are a ahole you will and up playing against aholes

⁴: I would settle for permanent face palm as well

 

⁵: or the next time or the next or the ………